reviews


Review: Sola Cue

In the sex toy landscape, a lot of vibrators look alike – colorful, with a predictable shape, promises of strong or rumbly vibrations on the box. Many consumers pick out a toy on looks and price, find it has buzzy vibrations or user-unfriendly features, and conclude vibrators are not for […]

Sola Cue lying on its side

Stronic Drei

Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]


Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Generation vs. Original)

I was offered two models of the Satisfyer Pro 2 to test. The “original” model was actually the second release of the Satisfyer Pro 2, but since the very first model is now obsolete, I’ll be referring to it as the Original. It was supplied by the manufacturer. I was […]


We-Vibe Ditto with Candle

Review: We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug

I want to be glowing about the We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug. I really do. It just has so much going for it! But it’s the few flaws that leave me feeling a little flat about the latest offering from We-Vibe. Basic Stats The We-Vibe Ditto is completely wrapped in body-safe […]


Review: Aneros Eupho Syn

The Aneros Eupho Syn is an ABS plastic and silicone prostate massager. Vibrant sent this to us as a follow up to compare with the Helix Classic. Basic Stats The Aneros Eupho Syn is made from hard ABS plastic, with a smooth-to-the touch matte silicone coating on the main body […]


Le Wand

Review: Le Wand

What do you get when you take a Magic Wand Rechargeable body, a Doxy Die Cast head, and the French word for “the”? Le Wand. When the Le Wand showed up, Oldest said, “You know what Le Wand reminds me of? The Le Spatula, from Spongebob, in that episode he […]


Review: Satisfyer 2 2

The Satisfyer 2 is another “suckling” toy, using light suction and puffs of air to directly stimulate the clitoris. I’ve already tried the Satisfyer Pro Penguin, and Satisfyer was kind enough to send me this model. Here is my honest review. Basic Stats The Satisfyer 2 is white with rose […]

Satisfyer 2

Sir Richards ELEMENT PM

Review: Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM

Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM is a silicone vibrating prostate massager. SheVibe provided it to us. Basic Stats Sir Richard’sĀ ELEMENT PM is made from medical-grade platinum silicone. It measures about 3.75″ insertable, 4.25″ in total length, and is about .75″ at its widest point. The toy is USB rechargeable, using magnetic […]


Review: The Training of Poe (Part 1)

Carrie and I admittedly don’t watch porn or other erotic entertainment often, with our largest issues being children, a lack of TV in our bedroom, and just being fucking tired by the time the kids are asleep. So we’re not connoisseurs by any means. But when the opportunity came up […]

The title "The Training of Poe" imposed over an image of Mistress Bella Vendetta's legs in stockings and heels, and Chelsea Poe on all fours, collared, attached to a leash

Mimic underside showing toy name

Review: Mimic Manta Ray 1

The Mimic by Clandestine Devices is a pinpoint clitoral vibe with “fins” for labial stimulation. It’s shaped like a manta ray, and Peepshow Toys uses that verbiage on their site, although no reference to “manta ray” is on the box. Still, it looks like a majestic sea flap flap, and […]