Mary


Confession: Youngest Got her Period

When I asked Youngest if I could talk publicly about her first menstruation, this was her response: “Hey Youngest! Can I tell Twitter you got your period?” “Uhh…yeah sure, whatevs!” My little menstruator everybody. — 🎃Bloody Mary Q.🎃 (@MaryQConfesses) October 12, 2017 She’s not shy about her first period, and […]


Confession: The Never-Ending Period

This post contains frank talk of menstruation. I’m also going to talk about the mental health effects of hormonal birth control, which for me included suicidal thoughts and self harm. If that bothers or upsets you in any way, feel free to skip this post! Why not read a review […]


Confession: Family Day Disaster

This week, I want to give a bit of a snapshot into our real life. We’re parents. Life is messy. And, it seems every time we try to do something as a family, things go sideways, and last week was no different. In fact, it was one thing after another. […]


Confession: Our Nightly Routine

I don’t remember when it started, but it’s become our thing. Carrie and I have a nightly routine. Occasionally, when one of us has had a particularly hard day, the other will offer to do it without any reciprocation. Once in a while, one of us will have too much […]


Review: Tantus Pelt

The Tantus Pelt is a silicone paddle, provided to us at no cost by Tantus. Here is our honest review. Basic Stats The Tantus Pelt is made from Tantus’ own blend of premium silicone, making it vegan and boilable. It measures 11.6″ long and is 3″ wide at its widest […]


Review: We-Vibe Wish 1

The We-Vibe Wish is the latest external vibrator from We-Vibe. It’s equipped with two motors and offers lots of different patterns, and is compatible with We-Vibe’s We-Connect app on Android and Apple devices. Peepshow Toys sent me this toy at no charge for an honest review. You may want to […]


Confession: It’s Been 1 Year Since My Breakdown

One year ago, I suffered a terrifying mental breakdown, requiring me to go to the ER. I was then hospitalized on a psych ward, where I was prescribed Latuda for my particular brand of bipolar 2. I’ve talked a lot about being mentally ill here on my blog, and a […]


Review: Satisfyer Pro Penguin

The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is one of the latest toys with what I call “suckling” capability. It’s not a vibrator per se, since it works through light suction and puffs of air. There’s a “mouth” with a membrane inside that moves back and forth to apply a suckling stimulation directly […]


Review: BMS Swan Squeeze Curve

BMS just released a line of squeeze-controlled Swan vibrators of various shapes. I was kindly sent the Swan Squeeze Curve by Peepshow Toys at no cost to me for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Swan Squeeze Curve is a clitoral and G-spot vibe coated in body-safe velvety silicone with […]


Review: B Swish Bdesired Deluxe

The B Swish Bdesired Deluxe is at the lower end of the vibrator price scale. At $34, it’s a body safe, battery-operated vibe that’s compact and easy to operate. When B Swish reached out to sponsor a review, I warned them my reviews are honest. I don’t hold anything back, […]