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Review: Tantus Severin Medium

The Tantus Severin Medium is a two-stage silicone butt plug with some serious girth. The good folks at Tantus sent one to us for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Severin Medium measures in with just over 4.5″ of insertable length and a 2″ diameter at its widest point. It has a […]


Review: Pleasure Works First Mate

We picked out the First Mate because we were looking for dildos with more girth than we’re used to. The good folks at Good Vibrations were sending the Jopen Callie rabbit, and asked me if I’d like something from their in-house Pleasure Works line as well. The only dildo that fit the bill was realistic. This would […]


Review: Bottoms Up Silicone Anal Toy Set

When I was an anal toy newbie, blissfully unaware of things like a toy material porosity or toxicity, I picked up a set of beginner anal toys from the nearby adult toy store. Nestled between cartoonishly large, vibrating jelly plugs and disembodied parts that “feel like the real thing,” I […]


Review: Tantus Bound

The Tantus Bound is the most textured dildo we’ve ever tried. That’s great for us, since we’re both total texture sluts. When Tantus asked us what we’d like to review it was at the top of our list. We were thrilled when it arrived, and tl;dr: it did not disappoint! Thank you, […]


Review: Tenga Flip Hole Silver 1

I’ll preface this review by saying that I’m not a big fan of masturbation sleeves. I find that, for me, most of them are a combination of a lack of firmness, boring internal design, not enough control, and a bitch to clean. What can I say? My penis has very specific tastes. […]