Wands, Sex Machines, and More


Review: Doxy Number 3

When Doxy announced their new mini wand massager, the blogosphere started buzzing (so to speak). Before it had been named, we collectively dubbed it the Doxy Smol, the microphone-sized version of the Doxy Die Cast. Does the Doxy Smol, er, Doxy Number 3 deliver on being a small package with […]


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Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]


Review: Le Wand

What do you get when you take a Magic Wand Rechargeable body, a Doxy Die Cast head, and the French word for “the”? Le Wand. When the Le Wand showed up, Oldest said, “You know what Le Wand reminds me of? The Le Spatula, from Spongebob, in that episode he […]

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Review: Kama Sutra Rhythm BHANGRA Wand with Attachments

The Kama Sutra Rhythm BHANGRA is annoying. There’s no better way to describe it. I have no idea why “BHANGRA” is in all caps in the name of this toy, and that alone is annoying. All of the Kama Sutra Rhythm line have the name of the toy in all […]


Review: Doxy Die Cast

Edit Feb 2018: Doxy no longer includes the zippered case depicted. The box it comes in now doubles as storage, as it contains a foam insert. The Doxy Die Cast is a powerful plug-in wand that boasts more rpm power than the original Hitachi Magic Wand, with some notable upgrades. […]


Review: Orgasmatronics X2 Orgasmatron 2

Sadly, Orgasmatronics has gone out of business. šŸ™ On paper, the Orgasmatronics X2 Orgasmatron shouldn’t work for us. It plugs into the wall. It comes with a long list of CYA warnings. It’s loud. It’s pricey. It’s a vulva hog. Yet, just like the Ambrosia 2.0 looked perfect for us […]


Review: (Formerly Hitachi) Magic Wand Original

FiveĀ minutes. FIVE MINUTES. That is how long it took me to reach orgasm the first time with the Hitachi Magic Wand. Yes, I know it’s made by Vibratex now. Yes, I know Hitachi disowned it when owning a “Hitachi” became synonymous with instant orgasms. But you guys! This thing is […]

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