Classic Vibes


Review: Vedo Luv 1

The Vedo Luv is a $19 vibrator. And I asked to review it. Some might question why I asked to review a toy that I knew would not yield fantastic orgasms. But here’s the thing: when I did sex toy parties, some people gravitated towards cheap, buzzy vibrators. These people were […]


Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Set 3

The We-Vibe Tango is a sex blogger staple, consistently rated one of the best toys on the market. When I worked for a sex toy party company, I purchased the entire Pleasure Mate gift set (at a discount). I got it to get the We-Vibe Tango in white, to be […]


Review: BMS Swan Squeeze Curve

BMS just released a line of squeeze-controlled Swan vibrators of various shapes. I was kindly sent the Swan Squeeze Curve by Peepshow Toys at no cost to me for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Swan Squeeze Curve is a clitoral and G-spot vibe coated in body-safe velvety silicone with […]


Review: B Swish Bdesired Deluxe   Recently updated !

The B Swish Bdesired Deluxe is at the lower end of the vibrator price scale. At $34, it’s a body safe, battery-operated vibe that’s compact and easy to operate. When B Swish reached out to sponsor a review, I warned them my reviews are honest. I don’t hold anything back, […]


Review: Lovehoney Desire G-Spot Vibrator

Lovehoney Desire G-Spot Vibrator is the short name I’m giving for the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator. Don’t let the highly specific, long-winded product name fool you. It’s is a serious competitor to high end luxury vibes. I wouldn’t go so far as to say this is exactly on par with them, […]


Review: Orgasmatronics Ambrosia 2.0 2

Note: Orgasmatronics has since gone out of business, so this product has been discontinued. On paper, the Orgasmatronics Ambrosia 2.0 should be right up our alley. It’s one of the most versatile and innovative sex toys we’ve ever seen. Orgasmatronics provided the Ambrosia set, with both dildos, to try in exchange for our […]


Review: Nü Sensuelle Extreme 1   Recently updated !

The Nü Sensuelle Extreme was graciously provided by Peepshow Toys in exchange for this unbiased review and this review is entirely my opinion of this particular product. Have you ever been to Chuck E. Cheese or Dave & Busters? You know how you can play games for tickets that you […]


Magic Wand in Hand

Review: (Formerly Hitachi) Magic Wand Original

Five minutes. FIVE MINUTES. That is how long it took me to reach orgasm the first time with the Hitachi Magic Wand. Yes, I know it’s made by Vibratex now. Yes, I know Hitachi disowned it when owning a “Hitachi” became synonymous with instant orgasms. But you guys! This thing is […]


Review: Old Reliable 6

We all have that “one” sex toy, right? Sure, we get new, technologically advanced wonders that hold our attention for a while, but then there’s that one. It’s the standby when everything else is dead, charging, or a bitch to clean. It’s the one we grab when we need to […]

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