Reviews


Review: The Training of Poe (Part 1)

Carrie and I admittedly don’t watch porn or other erotic entertainment often, with our largest issues being children, a lack of TV in our bedroom, and just being fucking tired by the time the kids are asleep. So we’re not connoisseurs by any means. But when the opportunity came up […]

The title "The Training of Poe" imposed over an image of Mistress Bella Vendetta's legs in stockings and heels, and Chelsea Poe on all fours, collared, attached to a leash

Mimic underside showing toy name

Review: Mimic Manta Ray 1

The Mimic by Clandestine Devices is a pinpoint clitoral vibe with “fins” for labial stimulation. It’s shaped like a manta ray, and Peepshow Toys uses that verbiage on their site, although no reference to “manta ray” is on the box. Still, it looks like a majestic sea flap flap, and […]


Review: Aneros Helix Classic 1

  The Aneros Helix Classic is an ABS plastic prostate massager. Vibrant kindly sent one my way for an honest review. Basic Stats The Aneros Helix Classic is made from a hard, high-quality ABS plastic. It’s 4″ long insertable, about 4.5″ total length, and .75″ in diameter at it’s widest […]

Aneros Helix Classic facing left

Review: Vedo Luv 1

The Vedo Luv is a $19 vibrator. And I asked to review it. Some might question why I asked to review a toy that I knew would not yield fantastic orgasms. But here’s the thing: when I did sex toy parties, some people gravitated towards cheap, buzzy vibrators. These people were […]


Review: Tantus Pelt

The Tantus Pelt is a silicone paddle, provided to us at no cost by Tantus. Here is our honest review. Basic Stats The Tantus Pelt is made from Tantus’ own blend of premium silicone, making it vegan and boilable. It measures 11.6″ long and is 3″ wide at its widest […]


Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Set 3

The We-Vibe Tango is a sex blogger staple, consistently rated one of the best toys on the market. When I worked for a sex toy party company, I purchased the entire Pleasure Mate gift set (at a discount). I got it to get the We-Vibe Tango in white, to be […]


Review: Tantus Twist

The Tantus Twist is a silicone butt plug featuring a deep spiral design along the bulb of the toy. Tantus sent one to us in exchange for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Twist measures about 4.5″ in length, of which 4″ is insertable, and just shy of a […]


Review: We-Vibe Wish 1

The We-Vibe Wish is the latest external vibrator from We-Vibe. It’s equipped with two motors and offers lots of different patterns, and is compatible with We-Vibe’s We-Connect app on Android and Apple devices. Peepshow Toys sent me this toy at no charge for an honest review. You may want to […]


Review: Kama Sutra Rhythm BHANGRA Wand with Attachments

The Kama Sutra Rhythm BHANGRA is annoying. There’s no better way to describe it. I have no idea why “BHANGRA” is in all caps in the name of this toy, and that alone is annoying. All of the Kama Sutra Rhythm line have the name of the toy in all […]


Review: Tantus Severin Medium

The Tantus Severin Medium is a two-stage silicone butt plug with some serious girth. The good folks at Tantus sent one to us for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Severin Medium measures in with just over 4.5″ of insertable length and a 2″ diameter at its widest point. It has a […]