Dildos


Review: Tantus Slick

We were sent the large version of the Tantus Slick Large free for our honest review. Basic Stats The large Tantus Slick is a non-realistic dildo with a tapered head connected to a tapered shaft. There are two versions: a small and a large, which is what we received. It’s 5.25″ […]


Review: Cal Exotics Luxe Touch-Sensitive Vibrator

Touch-sensitive vibrators are one of the latest trends in sex toys, but are they worth it? Peepshow Toys sent us one to find out. We received the Cal Exotics Luxe Touch-Sensitive Vibrator free for this honest review. They offer this toy at just under $70, so it’s well within a […]


Review: Pleasure Works First Mate

We picked out the First Mate because we were looking for dildos with more girth than we’re used to. The good folks at Good Vibrations were sending the Jopen Callie rabbit, and asked me if I’d like something from their in-house Pleasure Works line as well. The only dildo that fit the bill was realistic. This would […]


Review: Tantus Duchess

The Tantus Duchess is the O2 version of the Tantus Duke. It comes with a bullet vibrator in the base, but accommodates other long bullets or the Tantus Suction Cup in the hole. Despite all of these features, we didn’t love it. The Tantus Duchess was provided free by Tantus for […]


Review: Tantus Gary

Tantus Gary was the first dildo we used with the Orgasmatronics X2 Orgasmatron, and the first time we’d played with the 7″ realistic wonder. It resulted in an incredibly intense, squirting orgasm literally within seconds. Gary is all business and all pleasure. Basic Stats The Tantus Gary is a part of the […]

Tantus Gary dildo leaning on a candle

Review: Tantus Uncut #2

As the name suggests, the Tantus Uncut #2 dildo is something you don’t see often: a realistic dildo modeled off an intact penis. It’s the second, smaller version that Tantus developed. We first squished both Tantus Uncut dildos in person in August at the Woodhull Summit. The Tantus Dual Density O2 dildos […]


Review: Tantus Bound

The Tantus Bound is the most textured dildo we’ve ever tried. That’s great for us, since we’re both total texture sluts. When Tantus asked us what we’d like to review it was at the top of our list. We were thrilled when it arrived, and tl;dr: it did not disappoint! Thank you, […]


Review: Tantus Splish & Splash

Note: The Tantus Splish and Splash have been discontinued. My first actual, non-vibrating dildo was the Tantus Splish. A while back, I picked up the Tantus Splash for a matched set. I decided to review them both at once, since sadly, it looks like both are being discontinued. Some time ago, […]

Tantus Splish and Splash

Bad Dragon Anthro Dragon

Review: Bad Dragon Anthro Dragon

What is an Anthro Dragon? It’s “part dragon, part human, and all fun!” Normally, we don’t write reviews for products without an affiliate program. We made an exception here since we bought this toy outright. I’m told this is one of the most popular Bad Dragon toys, especially for those new to […]