Anal Toys


Review: Tantus Duchess

The Tantus Duchess is the O2 version of the Tantus Duke. It comes with a bullet vibrator in the base, but accommodates other long bullets or the Tantus Suction Cup in the hole. Despite all of these features, we didn’t love it. The Tantus Duchess was provided free by Tantus for […]


Tantus Gary dildo leaning on a candle

Review: Tantus Gary

Tantus Gary was the first dildo we used with the Orgasmatronics X2 Orgasmatron, and the first time we’d played with the 7″ realistic wonder. It resulted in an incredibly intense, squirting orgasm literally within seconds. Gary is all business and all pleasure. Basic Stats The Tantus Gary is a part of the […]


Review: Bottoms Up Silicone Anal Toy Set

When I was an anal toy newbie, blissfully unaware of things like a toy material porosity or toxicity, I picked up a set of beginner anal toys from the nearby adult toy store. Nestled between cartoonishly large, vibrating jelly plugs and disembodied parts that “feel like the real thing,” I […]


Review: Tantus Uncut #2

As the name suggests, the Tantus Uncut #2 dildo is something you don’t see often: a realistic dildo modeled off an intact penis. It’s the second, smaller version that Tantus developed. We first squished both Tantus Uncut dildos in person in August at the Woodhull Summit. The Tantus Dual Density O2 dildos […]


Review: LELO Loki

As regular readers might guess, I’m a big fan of anal play. I love feeling the toy’s textures during insertion, the thrusting, that satisfying filled sensation… But most of all, I like when a toy works my prostate. So when I heard rumor of LELO creating something like the Mona, but […]


Review: Tantus Bound

The Tantus Bound is the most textured dildo we’ve ever tried. That’s great for us, since we’re both total texture sluts. When Tantus asked us what we’d like to review it was at the top of our list. We were thrilled when it arrived, and tl;dr: it did not disappoint! Thank you, […]


Review: Tantus Prostate Play

The Tantus Prostate Play is the question mark of my anal play toys. How could something with so much going for it on paper not quite hit the mark for me in practice? While it was a comfortable toy and did deliver very powerful orgasms while it was behaving, a design […]


Review: Tantus Juice

Normally, when playing with anal toys, “juice” is usually something you lay a towel down for beforehand or expect to clean up after. But in this case, I was playing with Juice from Tantus, who graciously sent it, among other toys, for an honest review. The Tantus Juice is what […]


Review: Tantus Splish & Splash

Note: The Tantus Splish and Splash have been discontinued. My first actual, non-vibrating dildo was the Tantus Splish. A while back, I picked up the Tantus Splash for a matched set. I decided to review them both at once, since sadly, it looks like both are being discontinued. Some time ago, […]

Tantus Splish and Splash