Reviews


Gee Slim propped up on a candle

Review: Vedo Gee Slim

I’ve been spending more time reviewing toys under $50. I had hoped the Vedo Gee Slim would be a good beginner’s G-spot vibrator. Unfortunately, I can’t recommend it and I don’t have a comparably-priced toy to point you towards. It just doesn’t have it where it counts. Basic Stats The […]


Review: Sola Cue

In the sex toy landscape, a lot of vibrators look alike – colorful, with a predictable shape, promises of strong or rumbly vibrations on the box. Many consumers pick out a toy on looks and price, find it has buzzy vibrations or user-unfriendly features, and conclude vibrators are not for […]

Sola Cue lying on its side

Stronic Drei

Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]


Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Generation vs. Original)

I was offered two models of the Satisfyer Pro 2 to test. The “original” model was actually the second release of the Satisfyer Pro 2, but since the very first model is now obsolete, I’ll be referring to it as the Original. It was supplied by the manufacturer. I was […]


We-Vibe Ditto with Candle

Review: We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug

I want to be glowing about the We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug. I really do. It just has so much going for it! But it’s the few flaws that leave me feeling a little flat about the latest offering from We-Vibe. Basic Stats The We-Vibe Ditto is completely wrapped in body-safe […]


Review: Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand

The Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand advertises deep rumbly vibrations. For the most part, they’re right, but that comes with some major caveats. Basic Stats The Blush Noje W3 is tiny. I knew it would be small, but this is itty bitty. It’s a wand in shape only – a […]


Review: Aneros Eupho Syn

The Aneros Eupho Syn is an ABS plastic and silicone prostate massager. Vibrant sent this to us as a follow up to compare with the Helix Classic. Basic Stats The Aneros Eupho Syn is made from hard ABS plastic, with a smooth-to-the touch matte silicone coating on the main body […]


Review: Le Wand

What do you get when you take a Magic Wand Rechargeable body, a Doxy Die Cast head, and the French word for “the”? Le Wand. When the Le Wand showed up, Oldest said, “You know what Le Wand reminds me of? The Le Spatula, from Spongebob, in that episode he […]

Le Wand

Satisfyer 2

Review: Satisfyer 2 2

The Satisfyer 2 is another “suckling” toy, using light suction and puffs of air to directly stimulate the clitoris. I’ve already tried the Satisfyer Pro Penguin, and Satisfyer was kind enough to send me this model. Here is my honest review. Basic Stats The Satisfyer 2 is white with rose […]