Mary Q. Contrary


Review: Le Wand   Recently updated !

What do you get when you take a Magic Wand Rechargeable body, a Doxy Die Cast head, and the French word for “the”? Le Wand. When the Le Wand showed up, Oldest said, “You know what Le Wand reminds me of? The Le Spatula, from Spongebob, in that episode he […]

Le Wand

Confession: Family Day Disaster   Recently updated !

This week, I want to give a bit of a snapshot into our real life. We’re parents. Life is messy. And, it seems every time we try to do something as a family, things go sideways, and last week was no different. In fact, it was one thing after another. […]


Review: Satisfyer 2 1

The Satisfyer 2 is another “suckling” toy, using light suction and puffs of air to directly stimulate the clitoris. I’ve already tried the Satisfyer Pro Penguin, and Satisfyer was kind enough to send me this model. Here is my honest review. Basic Stats The Satisfyer 2 is white with rose […]

Satisfyer 2

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet

Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet 3

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is a small powerhouse of a vibe. It surprised and delighted me. I’ve been looking for a body-safe, affordable competitor to the We-Vibe Tango, and this sure comes close. It’s impossible for me not to compare the two, so if you’ve always wanted a Tango but […]


Review: The Training of Poe (Part 1)

Carrie and I admittedly don’t watch porn or other erotic entertainment often, with our largest issues being children, a lack of TV in our bedroom, and just being fucking tired by the time the kids are asleep. So we’re not connoisseurs by any means. But when the opportunity came up […]

The title "The Training of Poe" imposed over an image of Mistress Bella Vendetta's legs in stockings and heels, and Chelsea Poe on all fours, collared, attached to a leash

Confession: Our Nightly Routine

I don’t remember when it started, but it’s become our thing. Carrie and I have a nightly routine. Occasionally, when one of us has had a particularly hard day, the other will offer to do it without any reciprocation. Once in a while, one of us will have too much […]


Review: Mimic Manta Ray 1

The Mimic by Clandestine Devices is a pinpoint clitoral vibe with “fins” for labial stimulation. It’s shaped like a manta ray, and Peepshow Toys uses that verbiage on their site, although no reference to “manta ray” is on the box. Still, it looks like a majestic sea flap flap, and […]

Mimic underside showing toy name

Review: Vedo Luv 1

The Vedo Luv is a $19 vibrator. And I asked to review it. Some might question why I asked to review a toy that I knew would not yield fantastic orgasms. But here’s the thing: when I did sex toy parties, some people gravitated towards cheap, buzzy vibrators. These people were […]


Review: Tantus Pelt

The Tantus Pelt is a silicone paddle, provided to us at no cost by Tantus. Here is our honest review. Basic Stats The Tantus Pelt is made from Tantus’ own blend of premium silicone, making it vegan and boilable. It measures 11.6″ long and is 3″ wide at its widest […]


Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Set 1

The We-Vibe Tango is a sex blogger staple, consistently rated one of the best toys on the market. When I worked for a sex toy party company, I purchased the entire Pleasure Mate gift set (at a discount). I got it to get the We-Vibe Tango in white, to be […]