Mary Q. Contrary


Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Generation vs. Original)

I was offered two models of the Satisfyer Pro 2 to test. The “original” model was actually the second release of the Satisfyer Pro 2, but since the very first model is now obsolete, I’ll be referring to it as the Original. It was supplied by the manufacturer. I was […]


Guide: What to Expect at #SFS17 (and Other Conferences)

  This year Carrie and I will be making our third trek to Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Summit (SFS or Woodhull, for short). We thought it would be helpful to write about what to expect and some conference tips for first-timers. This post is specifically geared towards SFS newbies, but some […]


Confession: The Never-Ending Period

This post contains frank talk of menstruation. I’m also going to talk about the mental health effects of hormonal birth control, which for me included suicidal thoughts and self harm. If that bothers or upsets you in any way, feel free to skip this post! Why not read a review […]


Review: Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand

The Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand advertises deep rumbly vibrations. For the most part, they’re right, but that comes with some major caveats. Basic Stats The Blush Noje W3 is tiny. I knew it would be small, but this is itty bitty. It’s a wand in shape only – a […]


Review: Le Wand

What do you get when you take a Magic Wand Rechargeable body, a Doxy Die Cast head, and the French word for “the”? Le Wand. When the Le Wand showed up, Oldest said, “You know what Le Wand reminds me of? The Le Spatula, from Spongebob, in that episode he […]

Le Wand

Confession: Family Day Disaster   Recently updated !

This week, I want to give a bit of a snapshot into our real life. We’re parents. Life is messy. And, it seems every time we try to do something as a family, things go sideways, and last week was no different. In fact, it was one thing after another. […]


Review: Satisfyer 2 1

The Satisfyer 2 is another “suckling” toy, using light suction and puffs of air to directly stimulate the clitoris. I’ve already tried the Satisfyer Pro Penguin, and Satisfyer was kind enough to send me this model. Here is my honest review. Basic Stats The Satisfyer 2 is white with rose […]

Satisfyer 2

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet

Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet 5

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is a small powerhouse of a vibe. It surprised and delighted me. I’ve been looking for a body-safe, affordable competitor to the We-Vibe Tango, and this sure comes close. It’s impossible for me not to compare the two, so if you’ve always wanted a Tango but […]


Review: The Training of Poe (Part 1)

Carrie and I admittedly don’t watch porn or other erotic entertainment often, with our largest issues being children, a lack of TV in our bedroom, and just being fucking tired by the time the kids are asleep. So we’re not connoisseurs by any means. But when the opportunity came up […]

The title "The Training of Poe" imposed over an image of Mistress Bella Vendetta's legs in stockings and heels, and Chelsea Poe on all fours, collared, attached to a leash

Confession: Our Nightly Routine

I don’t remember when it started, but it’s become our thing. Carrie and I have a nightly routine. Occasionally, when one of us has had a particularly hard day, the other will offer to do it without any reciprocation. Once in a while, one of us will have too much […]