Carrie V. Contrary


The Ballad of Jan: An #SFS17 Story in Three Vignettes 1

Gather ’round, kids, and get comfy. For this story about to unfold is filled with confusing happenstance, odd twists and turns, seemingly insurmountable odds, and above all, getting shit done. The Hero We Didn’t Ask For: A Random Man It all began with a random man on the internet, or […]


We-Vibe Ditto with Candle

Review: We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug

I want to be glowing about the We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug. I really do. It just has so much going for it! But it’s the few flaws that leave me feeling a little flat about the latest offering from We-Vibe. Basic Stats The We-Vibe Ditto is completely wrapped in body-safe […]


Review: Aneros Eupho Syn

The Aneros Eupho Syn is an ABS plastic and silicone prostate massager. Vibrant sent this to us as a follow up to compare with the Helix Classic. Basic Stats The Aneros Eupho Syn is made from hard ABS plastic, with a smooth-to-the touch matte silicone coating on the main body […]


Sir Richards ELEMENT PM

Review: Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM

Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM is a silicone vibrating prostate massager. SheVibe provided it to us. Basic Stats Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM is made from medical-grade platinum silicone. It measures about 3.75″ insertable, 4.25″ in total length, and is about .75″ at its widest point. The toy is USB rechargeable, using magnetic […]


Review: Aneros Helix Classic 1

  The Aneros Helix Classic is an ABS plastic prostate massager. Vibrant kindly sent one my way for an honest review. Basic Stats The Aneros Helix Classic is made from a hard, high-quality ABS plastic. It’s 4″ long insertable, about 4.5″ total length, and .75″ in diameter at it’s widest […]

Aneros Helix Classic facing left

Review: Tantus Twist

The Tantus Twist is a silicone butt plug featuring a deep spiral design along the bulb of the toy. Tantus sent one to us in exchange for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Twist measures about 4.5″ in length, of which 4″ is insertable, and just shy of a […]


Review: Tantus Severin Medium

The Tantus Severin Medium is a two-stage silicone butt plug with some serious girth. The good folks at Tantus sent one to us for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Severin Medium measures in with just over 4.5″ of insertable length and a 2″ diameter at its widest point. It has a […]


Confession: Woodhull #SFS16 – Finding Comfort

“It’s not a cold! It’s just allergies!” Oldest protested after I asked him to sequester himself to his room. After all, we were about to go on a week-long conference in a few days, Youngest was about to spend that week at a sitter, and it would be horrifically bad […]


Confession: I Am Angry – Politics, Privilege, and the Pulse Shooting in Orlando

Content Warning: Gun violence, homo- and transphobia, racism, and general insensitive Christian cishet nonsense. I think I nearly made my awesome, but incredibly empathetic therapist cry during our session on Friday. There is so much going on about this whole situation that hurts and infuriates me, but I can’t seem […]


Review: TENGA Air-Tech Masturbator Cup

The TENGA Air-Tech Masturbator Cup is a penis masturbation sleeve in a plastic housing cup. Now, I’ve never been a fan of masturbation sleeves. Most of them, at the core of how they work, stimulate the penis by sliding up and down the shaft. And while that feels good, it’s […]