Monthly Archives: September 2014


3 Things Sex Toy Party Reps Say behind Your Back When Your Party Sucks

My job as a sex toy party rep is usually pretty awesome. The money is great, the hours are my own, and I’ve made a lot of great friends. The great majority of hostesses and guests are reasonable human beings. However, there are times when hostesses and guests really try our patience, […]


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10 Reasons Sex Toy Party Reps Hate Bachelorette Parties 1

We call them bach parties. No matter how happy we are for the bride, deep, deep, down behind our eerily happy Stepford Wives smiles, beneath The Secret masks of positivity, we steel ourselves at the mention of them. Usually, we’re contacted by the maid of honor. Here are 10 reasons we […]