Review: Vedo Luv   Recently updated !

The Vedo Luv is a $19 vibrator. And I asked to review it. Some might question why I asked to review a toy that I knew would not yield fantastic orgasms. But here’s the thing: when I did sex toy parties, some people gravitated towards cheap, buzzy vibrators. These people were […]


Review: Tantus Pelt

The Tantus Pelt is a silicone paddle, provided to us at no cost by Tantus. Here is our honest review. Basic Stats The Tantus Pelt is made from Tantus’ own blend of premium silicone, making it vegan and boilable. It measures 11.6″ long and is 3″ wide at its widest […]


Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Set

The We-Vibe Tango is a sex blogger staple, consistently rated one of the best toys on the market. When I worked for a sex toy party company, I purchased the entire Pleasure Mate gift set (at a discount). I got it to get the We-Vibe Tango in white, to be […]


Review: Tantus Twist

The Tantus Twist is a silicone butt plug featuring a deep spiral design along the bulb of the toy. Tantus sent one to us in exchange for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Twist measures about 4.5″ in length, of which 4″ is insertable, and just shy of a […]


Review: We-Vibe Wish 1

The We-Vibe Wish is the latest external vibrator from We-Vibe. It’s equipped with two motors and offers lots of different patterns, and is compatible with We-Vibe’s We-Connect app on Android and Apple devices. Peepshow Toys sent me this toy at no charge for an honest review. You may want to […]


Review: Tantus Severin Medium

The Tantus Severin Medium is a two-stage silicone butt plug with some serious girth. The good folks at Tantus sent one to us for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Severin Medium measures in with just over 4.5″ of insertable length and a 2″ diameter at its widest point. It has a […]


Sex Toy Sales and Specials   Recently updated !

The places to shop below are always going to be less expensive than sex toys at a toy party for the exact same item, and all of them carry a whole lot more. Shopping here helps keep this site running (you didn’t think that was free, did you?) and put […]


Confession: It’s Been 1 Year Since My Breakdown   Recently updated !

One year ago, I suffered a terrifying mental breakdown, requiring me to go to the ER. I was then hospitalized on a psych ward, where I was prescribed Latuda for my particular brand of bipolar 2. I’ve talked a lot about being mentally ill here on my blog, and a […]


Review: Satisfyer Pro Penguin

The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is one of the latest toys with what I call “suckling” capability. It’s not a vibrator per se, since it works through light suction and puffs of air. There’s a “mouth” with a membrane inside that moves back and forth to apply a suckling stimulation directly […]


Review: Doxy Die Cast

The Doxy Die Cast is a powerful plug-in wand that boasts more rpm power than the original Hitachi Magic Wand, with some notable upgrades. I received mine for free from Doxy for this review. Basic Stats The Doxy Die Cast measures 13″ long and is about 2.4″ in diameter. It […]