Review: Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM   Recently updated !

Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM is a silicone vibrating prostate massager. SheVibe provided it to us. Basic Stats Sir Richard’s ELEMENT PM is made from medical-grade platinum silicone. It measures about 3.75″ insertable, 4.25″ in total length, and is about .75″ at its widest point. The toy is USB rechargeable, using magnetic […]

Sir Richards ELEMENT PM

FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet

Review: FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet 3

The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet is a small powerhouse of a vibe. It surprised and delighted me. I’ve been looking for a body-safe, affordable competitor to the We-Vibe Tango, and this sure comes close. It’s impossible for me not to compare the two, so if you’ve always wanted a Tango but […]


Review: The Training of Poe (Part 1)

Carrie and I admittedly don’t watch porn or other erotic entertainment often, with our largest issues being children, a lack of TV in our bedroom, and just being fucking tired by the time the kids are asleep. So we’re not connoisseurs by any means. But when the opportunity came up […]

The title "The Training of Poe" imposed over an image of Mistress Bella Vendetta's legs in stockings and heels, and Chelsea Poe on all fours, collared, attached to a leash

Confession: Our Nightly Routine

I don’t remember when it started, but it’s become our thing. Carrie and I have a nightly routine. Occasionally, when one of us has had a particularly hard day, the other will offer to do it without any reciprocation. Once in a while, one of us will have too much […]


Review: Mimic Manta Ray 1

The Mimic by Clandestine Devices is a pinpoint clitoral vibe with “fins” for labial stimulation. It’s shaped like a manta ray, and Peepshow Toys uses that verbiage on their site, although no reference to “manta ray” is on the box. Still, it looks like a majestic sea flap flap, and […]

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Aneros Helix Classic facing left

Review: Aneros Helix Classic

  The Aneros Helix Classic is an ABS plastic prostate massager. Vibrant kindly sent one my way for an honest review. Basic Stats The Aneros Helix Classic is made from a hard, high-quality ABS plastic. It’s 4″ long insertable, about 4.5″ total length, and .75″ in diameter at it’s widest […]


Review: Vedo Luv 1

The Vedo Luv is a $19 vibrator. And I asked to review it. Some might question why I asked to review a toy that I knew would not yield fantastic orgasms. But here’s the thing: when I did sex toy parties, some people gravitated towards cheap, buzzy vibrators. These people were […]


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Sex Toy Sales and Specials   Recently updated !

The places to shop below are always going to be less expensive than sex toys at a toy party for the exact same item, and all of them carry a whole lot more. Shopping here helps keep this site running (you didn’t think that was free, did you?) and put […]


Review: Tantus Pelt   Recently updated !

The Tantus Pelt is a silicone paddle, provided to us at no cost by Tantus. Here is our honest review. Basic Stats The Tantus Pelt is made from Tantus’ own blend of premium silicone, making it vegan and boilable. It measures 11.6″ long and is 3″ wide at its widest […]


Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Set 1

The We-Vibe Tango is a sex blogger staple, consistently rated one of the best toys on the market. When I worked for a sex toy party company, I purchased the entire Pleasure Mate gift set (at a discount). I got it to get the We-Vibe Tango in white, to be […]


Review: Tantus Twist

The Tantus Twist is a silicone butt plug featuring a deep spiral design along the bulb of the toy. Tantus sent one to us in exchange for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Tantus Twist measures about 4.5″ in length, of which 4″ is insertable, and just shy of a […]