Confession: We’re Calling It Quits

This post won’t remain up for long. Our hosting runs out soon. But we did want to say goodbye to those of you who still check in periodically and subscribe to our RSS feed. We haven’t posted since we put the blog on hold, and in the time since we’ve […]


Confession: Putting the Blog on Hold

Hey y’all. It’s been a while. As I said a while back on Twitter, I’m taking a break from blogging, but for those of you who missed it or have been wondering where I’ve been, I felt I owe an explanation. I probably also just need a place to write. […]


Review: Doxy Number 3

When Doxy announced their new mini wand massager, the blogosphere started buzzing (so to speak). Before it had been named, we collectively dubbed it the Doxy Smol, the microphone-sized version of the Doxy Die Cast. Does the Doxy Smol, er, Doxy Number 3 deliver on being a small package with […]


Confession: Youngest Got her Period

When I asked Youngest if I could talk publicly about her first menstruation, this was her response: “Hey Youngest! Can I tell Twitter you got your period?” “Uhh…yeah sure, whatevs!” My little menstruator everybody. — 🎃Bloody Mary Q.🎃 (@MaryQConfesses) October 12, 2017 She’s not shy about her first period, and […]


Gee Slim propped up on a candle

Review: Vedo Gee Slim

I’ve been spending more time reviewing toys under $50. I had hoped the Vedo Gee Slim would be a good beginner’s G-spot vibrator. Unfortunately, I can’t recommend it and I don’t have a comparably-priced toy to point you towards. It just doesn’t have it where it counts. Basic Stats The […]


Review: Sola Cue

In the sex toy landscape, a lot of vibrators look alike – colorful, with a predictable shape, promises of strong or rumbly vibrations on the box. Many consumers pick out a toy on looks and price, find it has buzzy vibrations or user-unfriendly features, and conclude vibrators are not for […]

Sola Cue lying on its side

Stronic Drei

Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]