Confession: Putting the Blog on Hold   Recently updated !

Hey y’all. It’s been a while. As I said a while back on Twitter, I’m taking a break from blogging, but for those of you who missed it or have been wondering where I’ve been, I felt I owe an explanation. I probably also just need a place to write. […]


Review: Doxy Number 3   Recently updated !

When Doxy announced their new mini wand massager, the blogosphere started buzzing (so to speak). Before it had been named, we collectively dubbed it the Doxy Smol, the microphone-sized version of the Doxy Die Cast. Does the Doxy Smol, er, Doxy Number 3 deliver on being a small package with […]


Confession: Youngest Got her Period   Recently updated !

When I asked Youngest if I could talk publicly about her first menstruation, this was her response: “Hey Youngest! Can I tell Twitter you got your period?” “Uhh…yeah sure, whatevs!” My little menstruator everybody. — 🎃Bloody Mary Q.🎃 (@MaryQConfesses) October 12, 2017 She’s not shy about her first period, and […]


Review: Vedo Gee Slim

I’ve been spending more time reviewing toys under $50. I had hoped the Vedo Gee Slim would be a good beginner’s G-spot vibrator. Unfortunately, I can’t recommend it and I don’t have a comparably-priced toy to point you towards. It just doesn’t have it where it counts. Basic Stats The […]

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Sola Cue lying on its side

Review: Sola Cue   Recently updated !

In the sex toy landscape, a lot of vibrators look alike – colorful, with a predictable shape, promises of strong or rumbly vibrations on the box. Many consumers pick out a toy on looks and price, find it has buzzy vibrations or user-unfriendly features, and conclude vibrators are not for […]


Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei   Recently updated !

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]

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Screaming O: Violators of Privacy and Masters of Spin 2   Recently updated !

The “Body Safe” panel at Woodhull went wrong in so, so many ways. So much so, that I’m having to write this post instead of a general recap.  I’m literally shaking as I write this. I’m so angry, and so scared. Lawyers are getting involved. I worry that a vindictive […]


The Ballad of Jan: An #SFS17 Story in Three Vignettes 1   Recently updated !

Gather ’round, kids, and get comfy. For this story about to unfold is filled with confusing happenstance, odd twists and turns, seemingly insurmountable odds, and above all, getting shit done. The Hero We Didn’t Ask For: A Random Man It all began with a random man on the internet, or […]


Review: Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Generation vs. Original)   Recently updated !

I was offered two models of the Satisfyer Pro 2 to test. The “original” model was actually the second release of the Satisfyer Pro 2, but since the very first model is now obsolete, I’ll be referring to it as the Original. It was supplied by the manufacturer. I was […]