Confession: Putting the Blog on Hold

Hey y’all. It’s been a while. As I said a while back on Twitter, I’m taking a break from blogging, but for those of you who missed it or have been wondering where I’ve been, I felt I owe an explanation. I probably also just need a place to write. […]


Review: Doxy Number 3

When Doxy announced their new mini wand massager, the blogosphere started buzzing (so to speak). Before it had been named, we collectively dubbed it the Doxy Smol, the microphone-sized version of the Doxy Die Cast. Does the Doxy Smol, er, Doxy Number 3 deliver on being a small package with […]


Confession: Youngest Got her Period

When I asked Youngest if I could talk publicly about her first menstruation, this was her response: “Hey Youngest! Can I tell Twitter you got your period?” “Uhh…yeah sure, whatevs!” My little menstruator everybody. — 🎃Bloody Mary Q.🎃 (@MaryQConfesses) October 12, 2017 She’s not shy about her first period, and […]


Review: Vedo Gee Slim

I’ve been spending more time reviewing toys under $50. I had hoped the Vedo Gee Slim would be a good beginner’s G-spot vibrator. Unfortunately, I can’t recommend it and I don’t have a comparably-priced toy to point you towards. It just doesn’t have it where it counts. Basic Stats The […]

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Sola Cue lying on its side

Review: Sola Cue

In the sex toy landscape, a lot of vibrators look alike – colorful, with a predictable shape, promises of strong or rumbly vibrations on the box. Many consumers pick out a toy on looks and price, find it has buzzy vibrations or user-unfriendly features, and conclude vibrators are not for […]


Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]

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