Confession: Youngest Got her Period   Recently updated !

When I asked Youngest if I could talk publicly about her first menstruation, this was her response: “Hey Youngest! Can I tell Twitter you got your period?” “Uhh…yeah sure, whatevs!” My little menstruator everybody. — 🎃Bloody Mary Q.🎃 (@MaryQConfesses) October 12, 2017 She’s not shy about her first period, and […]


Sola Cue lying on its side

Review: Sola Cue

In the sex toy landscape, a lot of vibrators look alike – colorful, with a predictable shape, promises of strong or rumbly vibrations on the box. Many consumers pick out a toy on looks and price, find it has buzzy vibrations or user-unfriendly features, and conclude vibrators are not for […]


Review: Fun Factory Stronic Drei

So far in my sex blogging career, I’ve been pretty good at identifying toys I know I’ll like. I’ll still read reviews on toys beforehand. This often either confirms that I’ll love the toy, or will tell me something that I didn’t know about it that makes me reevaluate my […]

Stronic Drei

Confession: The Never-Ending Period

This post contains frank talk of menstruation. I’m also going to talk about the mental health effects of hormonal birth control, which for me included suicidal thoughts and self harm. If that bothers or upsets you in any way, feel free to skip this post! Why not read a review […]


Review: Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand

The Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand advertises deep rumbly vibrations. For the most part, they’re right, but that comes with some major caveats. Basic Stats The Blush Noje W3 is tiny. I knew it would be small, but this is itty bitty. It’s a wand in shape only – a […]


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Sex Toy Sales and Specials

Updated every Friday (usually)! Shopping here helps keep this site running (you didn’t think that was free, did you?) and put food on the table. I appreciate my readers so much. Thank you for being amazing! Sponsors Sponsors have paid an advertising fee to appear here, first come, first served. […]


Review: Vedo Gee Slim

I’ve been spending more time reviewing toys under $50. I had hoped the Vedo Gee Slim would be a good beginner’s G-spot vibrator. Unfortunately, I can’t recommend it and I don’t have a comparably-priced toy to point you towards. It just doesn’t have it where it counts. Basic Stats The […]

Gee Slim propped up on a candle

We-Vibe Ditto with Candle

Review: We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug

I want to be glowing about the We-Vibe Ditto Anal Plug. I really do. It just has so much going for it! But it’s the few flaws that leave me feeling a little flat about the latest offering from We-Vibe. Basic Stats The We-Vibe Ditto is completely wrapped in body-safe […]